Ars Notoria introduces its new literary chatbot Perhaps “proud” is not the right word, but we at Ars Notoria might be proud (we think) to announce the introduction of an AI-generated Avatar designed to make us more money than the billionaires we despise. We’ve given it the title of “Satire and…
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THE CONSERVATIVE’S COOKBOOK
Culinary Guidance for the Indigent Classes by Lady Alexandra Chastity Ventris-Wolff Contents Author’s Preface Snacks and light meals Soups Vegetable Dishes Pantry Staples Main Meals Puddings Food Bank Medley Beverages Urban Gleaning The Importance of Diet Moral Considerations Afterword Author’s Preface The time has come for a compendium of recipes…
The Rights of Man and Fish
An introduction to The Rights of Man and Fish by Paul Halas History is bunk, to quote Henry Ford – which, of course, ignores the wider context of what he said, but then he wanted to sell us motor cars and probably wasn’t all that interested in the truth of…
Crunch Time for the Pheasant
by J. W. Wood Martin Hugginson was an ordinary man who dreamed of the extraordinary. Everything about him was average: his looks, his height, the condition of his hypothalamus – in fact, the size and condition of every organ. Including that one. Unusually for someone so ambitious, he was also…
Curing the Pig, by Eliza Granville
Episode 3 The Quixotesque misadventures of unreconstructed Marcher Morgan Jones-Jones, who has probably not heard of the suffragettes let alone second- and third-wave feminists. As instructed by his Mam, Morgan still wore a vest. And, in spite of the macho posturing, he wasn’t much of a drinker either. Almost a…
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