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Yves Montand in Grand Prix en 1966. Photograph French National Archives, Joop van Bilsen / Anefo, Public Domain
Editorial
The July issue opens with Ulises Paniagua mourning the loss of authentic football and the traditional World Cup spirit, overtaken by commercialization, betting, corruption, and spectacle, while celebrating the successes of the Mexican team in The 2026 Football Simulacrum. It has been very hot in Europe, with many of us in the north at a loss about what to do, and Arun Kapil comes to the rescue, drawing wisdom from Indian culinary traditions, kokum sherbat, chaas, shikanji, coconut water, cooling spices, as a response to British heatwaves, advocating collaboration with heat rather than fighting it with technology. Ismaël Diadié Haïdara sends us on an infinite journey, exploring Saharan two-verse poems as fractal structures, linking them to broader African traditions of architecture, fabrics, braiding, divination systems, music, and design, in Tebræ, African Art and Fractal Geometry. Africa had fractal geometry long before Mandelbrot, and knew it. Sukrita Paul Kumar is awarded the rare and prestigious Poet of Honour recognition, which celebrates her poetry blending Rumi-like mystical rhythms with yogic realism and raw human loss.
Richard Steinhardt suggests that while the UK and the EU are strategically fortifying regional security, at the prompting of the USA they are also risking catastrophe. To be clear, Phili Mills is not an advocate for extreme ethno-nationalism, but she is arguing for the strengthening of Cornish identity, a language revival, land rights, and autonomy within the UK, with the good news that the Cornish language is experiencing a revival. Richard Steinhardt, in his exploratory piece Stasis and the Infantilisation of Humanity, writes that political stasis is not an accident, it is induced, and draws parallels between the relative powerlessness of people to change society for the better in the 2020s and the powerlessness of actual slaves. The unscrupulous hoard all agency, economic, political, social, moral, spiritual (and even sexual), and mechanisms are used to infantilise the masses and keep the stasis quo. Richard Tuley and Phil Hall discuss whether Israel is the USA’s cat’s paw, and how the European project, so essential to the wellbeing of all Europeans, was undermined.
Peter Cowlam explores the tenuous connection between himself and two notoriously colourful reprobates. Is this guilt by association? David Yip, the impressively honest and competent Lake District chef, writes the penultimate instalment of his memoir, And Then Came COVID.
Arun Kapil also writes about sane food in insane times, when people are ruthlessly manipulated and food trends are managed for profit, arguing for mindful, traditional eating, without prissiness, as a response to the chaos of modern life. Paul Halas, in À Bas le Fast Food, is amused at the British media reaction to French President Jacques Chirac criticising British food, which prompts Halas to discuss the state of French cooking. Halas is in love with it, but regrets how its glory is fading.
Derek Bright writes a short history of the Pilgrims’ Way, the ancient English pilgrimage route that is acquiring greater cultural and religious significance as the new archbishop walks to Canterbury, the British Pilgrim Society grows in numbers, and millions walk the Camino de Santiago. Stephen Hoare expertly describes Edwardian clobber. If you were ever tempted to be retro-stylish (like a gentleman dressing at the height of the British empire) or you are tempted to be a flâneur, Hoare is your guide.
Phil Hall is personal, open, and descriptive about his experiences of Christmas celebrations and culture in Michoacán and Guadalajara, Mexico, and in another travel piece he describes a visit to Venice which left him gobsmacked, overawed, and a little exhausted. Abhay K, the former Indian ambassador to Madagascar and poet, celebrates the uniqueness of its natural beauty with photography, carefully gauged description, and a beautiful string of haiku. Thomas Levene ups the adrenalin. The smooth operator goes to the biggest poker game in the world in Macau and comes out a winner.
Ars Notoria published an interview Tony Hall had with Yves Montand, on the French actor-singer’s career, politics, and art in 1966. The interview was published in The Daily Nation, so only Kenyans read it at the time. As the seasoned reporter who interviewed Nelson Mandela in hiding, and an activist, Hall surprises Yves Montand into a series of frank and illuminating responses. Norman B. Schwartz, the veteran sound editor of many a Hollywood blockbuster, forays again into film and politics with a description of the rise of John F. Kennedy. In Unto Us, a Son Is Given, Norman gives us the inside dope in elegant prose. His articles on Hollywood and Politics published here first, have now been compiled into a book by CentreHouse Press. Inge Colijn, the photographer and former UN senior development worker, combines her social insight with flamboyant colour and thoughtful composition in her photo essay: the Women of the Indonesian Markets.
Our short stories are both unsettling. Tina Bexson writes about a ghost girl she encounters while walking along the Thames. The girl is very far from home. Francesca Young, in her Letters to Former Lieutenant Yamaguchi Hiroshi, 1947, immerses us into what could very well be Yukio Mishima’s worst nightmare.
Ars Notoria is blessed with poetry. This month, in addition to the wonderful Sukrita Paul Kumar, we publish work by outstanding poets like Ulises Paniagua, Dimitris P. Kraniotis, Kiriti Sengupta, Dominic Fisher, and Sonnet Mondal, and we also publish a moving community piece from John Grant at the New Malden Writer’s Workshop about his reflections on fatherhood.
Finally, Phil Hall discusses the wonderful achievements of Eric Laithwaite and furthers the conspiracy theory that his Inertial Cruiser Drive was scotched in public, but developed by the US military into weird darting, spinning craft. Yes, you guessed it, UFOs!
FEATURED

Ulises PaniaguA: THE 2026 FOOTBALL SIMULACRUM

Arun Kapil: COOLING DOWN IN HEATED TIMES

Ismaël Diadié Haïdara: Tebræ, African Art and Fractal Geometry

Sukrita Paul Kumar: Poet of Honour
GEOPOLITICS & POLITICS

richard steinhardt: Are the UK and the EU strategically fortifying regional security?

phili mills: Kernow, Tyr ha Tavas / Cornwall, Land and Language

RICHARD STEINHARDT: Stasis and the Infantilisation of Humanity

tuley & hall: CAT’S PAW: A Conversation about the US Empire, Israel, and Europe
BIOGRAPHY & MEMOIR

PETER COWLAM:The Tenuous Connection Between Frank W. Garmon Jr’s Account of Charles Cowlam’s Infamous Masquerades, the Present Author, and Geoffrey Robinson’s Hedingham Harvest

DAVID YIP: AND THEN CAME COVID
FOOD & CULTURE

ARUN KAPIL: Sane Food in Insane Times

PAUL HALAS: A Bas le Fast Food
LIFESTYLE

Derek Bright: A Short History of the Pilgrims’ Way

Stephen Hoare: Edwardian Clobber
TRAVEL

phil hall:Christmas in Michoacan

phil hall: Anyone Goes to Venice

Abhay K:The Magic of Madagascar

Thomas Levene: Smooth Operator
FILM, PHOTOGRAPHY, MUSIC

Tony Hall: an interview with Yves montand

norman b. schwartz: Unto Us, a Son is Given

Inge Colijn: Women of the Indonesian Markets
SHORT STORIES

TINA BEXSON: Ghost Girl

Francesca Young: Letters to Former Lieutenant Yamaguchi Hiroshi, 1947
POETRY

Ulises Paniagua: The Poem Is the Tiger

Dimitris P. Kraniotis: Small Arc

Kiriti Sengupta: I will bequeath my assets to my son

Sonnet Mondal: Poems from the Heart

dominic fisher: four poems
COMMUNITY POETRY

john grant: Stare at the monster: remark
SUPPOSITORY SCIENCE

phil hall: THE INERTIAL cruiser
CONTRIBUTORS

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SMOOTH OPERATOR: taking on the biggest poker game in the world
Grand Lisboa and Wynn buildings in Macau. Photograph Da Na Pexels Macau ‘whales’ are the biggest fish in high stakes poker by Thomas Levene This article is, in part, my personal poker journey and, partly, an insight into the mysterious and secretive world of nose-bleed cash games that just get bigger and bigger. The…
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Sonnet Mondal: Poems From the Heart
Ever since I stumbled on Sonnet Mondal’s poems, I have been captivated by their stunning simplicity and words evoking a magical experience. That he achieves this consistently is breath-taking. In this occasional series, our aim is to connect you with some of these exceptional beauties I come across. These are rare, as they don’t…
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8. MALE IMPERSONATORS
Cary Grant, RKO publicity still from Suspicion (1941) Public Domain “I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.“ ~Mort Sahl by Norman B. Schwartz Of all the occupations known to man, none has been more admired or reviled than acting. Once upon a time, society viewed acting as no better than a hanging…
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Fridge-Door Alchemy
Close-up of spicy anda bhurji (scrambled eggs) fresh from an Indian street vendor, photo Arun Kapil Cooking With Your Whole Soul Without So Much As a Dicky Bird by Arun Kapil The best meals don’t come from perfect conditions. They come from panic. From 6:42 p.m. fridge-staring, teeth on edge, belly growling and the…
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The Inspection
photo by Photo by Rene Terp by Amal Chatterjee The coffee, he thinks, ought to be warmer. On a scale, he prefers closer to hot than to body temperature. And a little more sugar, half a teaspoon more, that’d do the trick. ‘…it’s a privilege,’ the Headmaster is saying. He isn’t even half-listening, he…
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Jeffrey Masson and The Assault on Truth
Appearing in 1989 on the British TV discussion programme After Dark, Wikimedia Commons Have we Misunderstood Freud? by Tina Bexson Freud challenged us to go beyond appearances and to consider that what a person consciously thought to be only a small insignificant part of their personality. He was then the first to place a concept…
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Excerpt: The Rights of Man and Fish
Cover of The Rights of Man and Fish – illus. Pete Field a novel by Paul Halas, illustrated by Pete Field and published by AN Editions Bienvenue, welcome…. So you’re the reporter from La Dépêche…. You speak English? That’s a relief…. Well, I’ve been here – what is it? Four? No, very nearly five…
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Excerpt: That Was Hugo Blythe MP
That Was Hugo Blythe MP, cover art credit Phil Hall a novel by Peter Cowlam, published by AN Editions That Was Hugo Blythe MP is the memoir, in diary form, of government researcher Alaric Casteele. It is set in a vaguely determined period in the early 2000s at the height of the New Labour…
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Horsemen of the Steppes
Mongolian Nomads Hold on to their Way of Life by Andy Hall the herdsmen would all have a spare horse tethered to the horse he was riding © Andy Hall The steppes were every bit as beautiful as I just imagined them to be. Very soft on the eye. Soft and gentle. A harsh landscape…
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Ukraine’s Right to Self-determination
Kiev-Pechersk Lavra, photo Falin, Wikimedia Commons 1.5 Million Ukrainians Haven’t Died for NATO by Phil Hall While NATO has undoubtedly used Ukraine as a geopolitical proxy, and far-right elements have played disproportionate roles in the military, these facts cannot negate Ukraine’s fundamental right to self-determination. When I went to Kyiv to study in the…


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